#they want him so bad

#and he’s like #oh floor i’d like to understand you

weasleyandpotter:

u gurl

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

• me:  closes wrong tab
• me:  PTERODACTYL NOISE

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something 

• Them:  look
• Me:  I saw that already

1dingaling:

God bless Zayn and Liam for ripping Harry’s shirt

stripformestyles:

i

love

you

so

fucking

much

lawyerupasshole: