April 2012
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babyshambles-: hedislimanefortarget: i think i just sat here staring at this picture for a good 10 minutes and laughing to the point where i’m now crying #LIAM IS LIKE PULLING HIM INTO THE FRAME #WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
Apr 30th
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prospitheir: have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
Apr 30th
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Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
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WatchWatch
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celebrity: *sneezes*
their fans: bless you!
one direction: *sneezes*
directioners: omfg did you see how they did that like why do they take their anger out on us omfg it's so annoying like we travelled all this way to see them and they do tHAT like i dont get it we've been here since the beginning i mean they could at least act happy to see us this is so annoying im leaving this fanbase like i love them but if they're going to be that ignorant when i spend time and money to come see them then they can go fuck themselves i cant believe this
Apr 29th
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moord: i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
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bongdonurie: don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
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skinny friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+
athletic friend: omg I wish I could run
not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with me
me:
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me:
me: *cries in the shower*
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abuserr: why are 14 year olds pregnant and i cant get a high-five from a boy
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Listenmypatronusisyou: isecretlylikeonedirection: ...
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joshishollywood: This song is ruining my life
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Listen Niall Horan singing “I’ve got blue pen all over...
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Listenniallgetshighonbutterbeer: niall-to-my-nandos: ...
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phlynn: tumblr blue is pretty dull and depressing its the colour of lost dreams and teenage disappointment 
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One Direction hosting Punk'd
Niall: You just got punk'd.... There.. I said it... Can I get my chips now?
Harry: So.... ermm.... basically.... you.....just.....got....punk'd...
Liam: Can you look into the twitcam and say "I just got punk'd?"
Zayn: Whats your addy babe? I'll DM you.... oh and you just got *lifts shirt up and shows 'PUNK'D' tattoo*
Louis: You just got punk'd... Can Kevin come back now that I said it?
Apr 29th
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