Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Emma Watson at the Elle Style Awards 2014
It was actually a situation where I got a phone call and they were like ‘Mick Jagger is trying to get a hold of you.’ And I was like, ‘I’m sorry, is that a joke?’
Harry Styles and his headscarves (◕‿◕✿)
Lee Price creates realistic oil paintings, that show women and food in their intimate and private settings. The pictures are self-portraits of her, getting excessive with food that is considered indulgent, forbidden, or comforting. Her works addresses the intersections of food with body image, addiction, and unabating desire.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY ARE FUCKING PAINTINGS THAT’S IT I AM OUT
calum kinda has that “carefree, I don’t give a shit” exterior but then you realize he wrote the majority of their songs and you wanna cry because of how amazing of a songwriter he is :(( I love calum
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]