When I’m talking to my friend and the teacher comes near me

laugh-addict:

thebaronofthebutts:

if you’re going to flirt with me you need to be 100% crystal clear don’t be throwing these suggestive cryptic ass hints at me because i’m dumb and won’t understand what you’re trying to tell me

so in bio, we watched a video on sex. and we got to see some lesbian lizards. like seriously, they’re lesbian, there’s not a single male lizard in the species.

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

saveabroomrideamalfoy:

Rupert = Damn her hand was ALMOST touching my ass :/

Emma = He’s staring at my boobs again, isn’t he?

Dan = BOOOOBIIIESSSS.

I absolutely have to get into Emory and get a full scholarship or else I’ll be reminded what a waste of space I am in this world and how stupid I am.

And I’m only 13. lol