why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show
*finishes 3 hour long movie*
who am i
do u ever just
suddenly remember how unattractive u are
*plays hedwig’s theme at wedding*
don’t mess with me i have a black belt in crying
UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS
Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.
^you my friend have just opened my eyes
guys this is off topic and i don’t want to be ~that person~ but
No, be that person. BE THAT PERSON.
if i could have anything in life, i’d just have harry sing me to sleep
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle
There’s really nothing special about me at all. I’m not attractive. I’m not that talented. I don’t have many unique features as far as my personality. I’m just kind of here wasting space.
no one makes me laugh more than me
i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life